Leave Poor Katie Alone
She just took some pix of her three lovely kids
And noted a lock of stray hair on the girl.
She wielded her digital pen. Oops! It skids
By a skosh and the British are madly a-whirl,
Banning images meant to contention divert—
The royals relaxed, well-contented and smiling.
But, there’s a mismatch on the Queen’s tartan skirt!
So, on Kate all the papers and telly are piling.
They gloat that her Photoshop skills are sub-par,
The she pasted together good shots in the lab.
While I shoot so much for just one Christmas card
That my memory card starts to hiccup and crab.
How lucky are we that no famine or flood
Heat wave, nearby war, ill-disposed Yamamotos
Exist that we need an excuse to draw blood
From a mom with a yen to take family photos.
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